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I'm the reason we can't have nice things T-shirt
I'm the reason we can't have nice things T-shirt
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This design was inspired by my favorite crash partner, drift driver Joseph Beschel (JB), aka Hot Pocket. This design is a tribute to all those wild passenger-seat moments where tandem turns into chaos, and the only option is to laugh, film, and hang on (Theres video hahaha).
Rock this shirt if you know the thrill of close calls, sketchy saves, and the glory of going full send – even when it doesn’t land perfect.
⚡ Soft, breathable cotton – made for track days and late-night wrenching.
⚡ Design inspired by JB’s fearless drift style and our ongoing “oops"
⚡ Perfect for fans of drifting, tandems, and living life one wall-tap away from chaos.
Product features
- Shoulder tape for added stability and fit.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste.
- Ribbed collar retains its shape.
- High-quality fabric perfect for vibrant prints.
- Ethically made with US cotton ensuring durability and comfort.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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